Pop star Justin Bieber is begging for us to simply judge him through his music… but it seems like that’s just an easy way for him to escape the fact that he’s seriously turning into an everyday annoyance through every breath.

Over the weekend, the 19-year-old decided to take a break from his Believe tour to learn some history: he ended up at the Anne Frank House in Amsterdam, a museum dedicated to the young life of the diary writer, who was killed during the Holocaust in 1945 at the age of 15.

The Biebs felt so inspired, he wrote in the guestbook of the museum — and mentioned that he hoped Anne would’ve been a fan of his.

“Truly inspiring to be able to come here”, he expressed. “Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber.’”

That’s right: she and her family were hiding for the sake of their lives… and he just wished she would’ve been a fan.

Let’s say she would’ve survived: Anne would’ve been 83. So yeah, a Holocaust survivor being a Belieber.

To wrap up his weekend, he took to his Instagram to post some more shirtless pictures of himself and called out those who believed that he was losing his shirt way too much and therefore, losing his mind.

“‘Breaking news worldwide @justinbieber just posted 2 shirtless pictures he must be going crazy’ -funny people #forthefansanyways #dontbecreepin :p”, he expressed on one of the photos.

Dude — you wanna take off your shirt? Cool. You want to take off your shirt in blizzard like weather? Yeah, something’s definitely wrong.

Can we do that “get back to the music” thing now? Please?

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Damn, who knew Even Stevens was working with all of that?

Actor Shia LeBeouf has quite a bit of free time these days after being dropped from an upcoming Broadway play during rehearsals (almost everyone believes his co-star, Alec Baldwin is to blame — including Shia himself), so he decided to work on his fitness, as Fergie would say.

And — well, I’ll just leave this shot of him with boxer Peter “Kid Chocolate” Quillian from the latter’s Instagram page and have you all make your own decisions on how it’s working out for him.

Yes. You’re very welcome.

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The Bachelor season 17 star Sean Lowe shows some THIGH, BREASTS, and if you look closely, some giblets, in a shirtless photo shoot for InTouch magazine, on newsstands now.

“I’m very hopeful that I’ll meet a great girl. I would love to get married. I’m absolutely ready for love,” he tells the magazine, adding, “Honestly, I’ve dated all types of women. She has to be genuine, want the same things I want and have a great sense of humor.”

By far, Sean’s the hottest Bachelor of all time!

Judging by the promos, there should be plenty of more skin to come this season.

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Butterface is Men’s Fitness magazine’s latest cover boy for the Jan. 2013 issue.

The 27-year-old received a lengthy profile on his retirement and path to becoming the most-decorated Olympian of all time. Feel free to read more about that here if you can get past the hypnotic mammaries on the cover. It’s too bad the editors ignored my “scratch and sniff” special issue suggestion.

So what does a retired Olympian do with all of his free time?

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Parks and Recreation star Chris Pratt (who’s married to Anna Faris), showed off his short-lived awesomely ripped shirtless bod when he sat down for a chat on Conan Monday.

The 33-year-old revealed that he hit the gym hard to be in convincingly good shape as a member of SEAL Team Six, the elite group of Navy counter-terrorism specialists famous for killing Osama bin Laden, in Oscar-buzzed Zero Dark Thirty, which hits theaters today. But he later had to pack on the pounds to play a schlub lawyer the upcoming comedy The Delivery Man.

“I’ve always been a little soft, I like to eat and I don’t like crunches. I had about five or six months and I really busted my ass to get in good shape,” he said to host Conan O’Brien, adding, “Almost immediately after I wrapped that movie, I gained 60 pounds to play a role in another movie. I’m kind of like a fatass [now]. I have a little extra belly going on.”

Watch the Conan clip after the jump!
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