There are certain comments you hear from celebs who want babies and think, “Wow… I can totally see them being a parent.”

Rihanna’s not one of them.

The Barbadian beauty covers Elle UK for April (twice) and while the girl looks beautiful (and clothed), it’s the headline for the interview that is sure to grab attention and hope it was severely taken out of context.

“I will have a child”, the 25-year-old is saying.

Really, girl? Do you think that’s really a smart idea? Especially with that guy you’re re-dating?

Seriously?

Let’s just hope there’s more on the subject… like, “But not with him.”

The mag hits shelves next Wednesday.

Speaking of people who probably shouldn’t be parents: Perez Hilton recently announced that he’s adopted a baby.

And we’re just gonna let that simmer on your brain.

via Elle UK

And today, I suddenly have a little more respect for this young woman.

It’s becoming apparent that as the years go on, former Disney icon Miley Cyrus is more about letting life come naturally to her. She’s finally doing the music she wants to do, leaving her long recognizable locks by the wayside and kicking it with the ganja (on occasion).

But one thing she will jump to the forefront on: her relationship with hottie fiance, Liam Hemsworth.

Following a story where she was apparently seen with former Gossip Girl actor Ed Westwick that was reported by so-called Mr. Now Nice Guy Perez Hilton, the 20-year-old jumped on him via her Twitter and cut him down a couple of pegs.

“@perezhilton hope you find love one day but can you not f–k with mine,” Cyrus tweeted. “I’ve never been with Ed W in my life. I was at the studio last night working on my record and never left with anyone other than my assistant. What happened to your big enlightenment… what happened to your promise to spread love not lies. And to be a decent human being with values and morals??? Dude u ask for people to respect you and your relationships I demand the same thing.”

She closed it out as nicely as possible, expressing that he could “feel free to ask me whatever u want but I can’t tolerate lies. Thanks for understand. Blessings x.”

Epic comments are epic.

Perez responded the only way he knew how — by screencapping the entire conversation and confirming that he was wrong.

And Miley wins by awesomeness!

You can check out the full convo after the jump.

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Yes, doesn’t Madonna look fabulous on that T-shirt? Perez Hilton doesn’t look too bad either. The shrinking gossip blogger hosted an Independence Day weekend kickoff party at The Bank in Las Vegas on Friday.  Does anyone miss the fat, blue haired, hot pink blazer wearing Perez?

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The Jedward twins strip down to their undies and dance a la Tom Cruise in Risky Business in the music video for their latest single Bad Behavior, which debuted yesterday.

WAIT A MINUTE. JEDWARD. IN. UNDERWEAR.

Okay, let’s get to the video right now because I know your pants must look like you just sat on a water balloon…
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Am I the only one that doesn’t find this piece of shit parody funny? Perez Hilton produced/queefed out this hot mess, Gaydar, with his protege La Coacha of the “typing in immigrant, broken English is funny” blog ChismeTime.com. It spoofs the Britney Spears’ Womanizer sound-alike, Radar, and you can view that in the jump.

Oh, and did you hear? CNN has named Perez as “a Latino pioneer.” No, not a pioneer of screaming at “fugly sluts” and drawing cum shots on photos, rather he’s a pioneer of gay visibility in the Latino community. Douche-chills start……NOW. According to CNN’s report on Latino Americans coming out and coming of age, attitudes are shifting–and acceptance is gaining in strides–in part to awareness efforts made by people like Perez Hilton. On his own coming out experience, he said:

“At the beginning, when I came out to my mom, she reacted with a sigh and said, ‘You’re my son and I have to love you,’ ” Hilton says. “But now she says, ‘You’re the best son in the world, and we need to find you a man.’ “

And congrats to Blabbeando blogger Andres Duque for getting featured in the same article. He’s a true gay Latino pioneer.

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