You thought that the biggest part of all of those celebrities having their personal information, such as credit card info, leaked to the ‘Net this week was the possibility of them missing a few dollars from their bank accounts?

Think again: it’s actually become a bigger problem for the ones you never see, such as business managers and lawyers.

Turns out the numbers that were released with the info weren’t the actual phone numbers of those celebs, such as Beyonce, Jay-Z (above) and Kanye West — they were numbers to their “people” and their phones have been ringing off the hook with fans hoping to have a special moment with their fave famous person. Some are even logging about 500 calls a day!

Law enforcement is trying to remove as much info (including the numbers) from the web as quickly as possible — but if you want to know how easy that is, just Google Kim Kardashian’s sex tape and see how difficult that is to find.

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Ever wonder how some of the world’s top celebrities live such elegant lives?

Well, thanks to a hacker, now you can see it for yourself: a mess of Hollywood’s elite and even some huge political names had their private bank accounts hacked into and posted onto the web for all to see, including private data such as addresses, social security numbers and past bank standings.

The list is varied as it comes, but the names are some of the biggest of the big: Britney Spears, FLOTUS Michelle Obama, Donald Trump (above), Beyonce, Jay-Z, Paris Hilton, Ashton Kutcher and many others.

Former Secretary of State Hilary Clinton and Vice President Joe Biden also had information leaked, although most of their financial information was not released.

Both the LAPD and the FBI are currently running an investigation into the people responsible for the heavy security breach, which sources say is also being used, as in money being withdrawn.

[TMZ's] sources would not be specific on how the information has been used, but it could involve access and withdrawal of money.  As we previously reported, the hackers have obtained personal banking information as well as social security numbers and that could be enough to obtain withdrawals of cash.

This has apparently been going on for a while, with the FBI stating that although the story broke yesterday, the investigation into it has been going on for some time.

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I think the unbelievable thing here is that people somehow think that it’s still a great idea to date this chick, but I digress.

Paris Hilton‘s wild and crazy ways somehow managed to get her boyfriend, model River Viiperi arrested. Here’s how it went down:

They were partying it up at the XS nightclub at the Encore hotel in Las Vegas last night when Paris decided to be Paris and grabbed some random chick and started to make out with her. River didn’t like Paris sharing her lips with anyone else but him (because, you know, she’s so the “good girl” type) and punched some dude in the face.

No word on who the dude was, whether he was the boyfriend of the other chick or anything. Just some random guy.

The dude wanted to press charges against 21-year-old Viiperi and police were called, but he was cited and released at the scene.

As for Paris, she did what any good girlfriend would do — she hauled ass out of there before the cops came.

Oh, true love…

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Just like clockwork, Paris Hilton has apologized for her comments that were leaked from a taxicab confession where she said that gay men were “disgusting” and would “probably all die from AIDS”.

And of course, she went right to the source of where all idiots go where they say something disgustingly homophobic: GLAAD.

Her publicist She writes, “I am so sorry and so upset that I caused pain to my gay friends, fans and their families with the comments heard this morning.”

I was having this private conversation with a friend of mine who is gay and our conversation was in no way towards the entire gay community. It is the last thing that I would ever want to do and I cannot put into words how much I wish I could take back every word.

Gay people are the strongest and most inspiring people I know … Again, I am so sorry from the bottom of my heart and I feel absolutely horrible. I hope that everyone can accept my apology and know that it is not who I am or how I feel in any way.”

If I gave a damn about her opinion of me, I’d forgive her… but again, this pretty much says it all.

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Well, it’s definitely a topic she knows a lot about.

Heiress and reality star Paris Hilton was caught speaking to a gay friend via a cab ride in NYC, saying that gay men are promiscuous and would probably get AIDS and die.

During the September 7th ride, Paris’ friend can be heard speaking about Grindr, a popular hook-up app for gay men when Paris gives her two cents about it.

“Ewwww … gay guys are the horniest people in the world”, she is heard saying. “Most of them probably have AIDS … I would be so scared if I was a gay guy … you’ll like die of AIDS.”

So eloquent, that whore girl is.

Of course, her rep released a statement saying it wasn’t targeted toward all gay men, that she supports her gay fans, that it was about protection during sex and yadda-yadda-yadda.

Four words, girl: 1 Night In Paris.

Just sayin’.

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