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Jonah Falcon, the world record holder for the biggest dong at 13.5 inches, says the job market is so bad that he has had to move in with his mom — but won’t consider porn as a career option.
The 39-year-old bisexual actor has had a few forgettable acting gigs as a hospital orderly in an episode of The Sopranos and as a groomsman in Just My Luck, and has been the subject of various documentaries for HBO, Private Dicks: Men Exposed, and British TV, World’s Biggest Penis. But sadly, his real natural given talent will never see the sticky shelves of adult stores because he’s still determined to make it big as an actor (bah dum bum pssh. Ok, done with the puns). He told Sphere:
“If I did porn nobody would take me seriously. Nobody.
“Besides, having sex on a crowded movie set really isn’t my idea of fun.
“These days, nobody notices me… unless I decide to go out in bike shorts. Then I get some stares.
“I did a British documentary, ‘World’s Biggest Penis,’ a few years back, and I know each time it’s on TV because hundreds of people suddenly friend me on Facebook.
Jonah once enjoyed a brief flirtation with fame during the ‘90s when he was a NYC nightlife fixture and was an in-demand body at celebrity parties. “I’ve had a couple of people, Oscar winners,” he told a British documentary.
Take a look at the NSFW pictures of his peen and video after the jump!
