Heidi Montag‘s last pop album released two years ago was a huge flop. But the 25-year-old married, former TV reality star has a new four-track pop album titled Dreams Come True. The tracks include Your Love Found Me, Party is Wherever I Am, No More and Overdosin.
No new material here, but Heidi wanted an excuse for a photo shoot. 
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At this year’s Miss Universe pageant, about a billion people will have the pleasure of listening to the voice of an angel sing, and I don’t mean Susan Boyle. I’m talking about someone far more talented. That’s right, Heidi Montag Pratt scored a performance gig on the August 23 global telecast where she will sing Turn Ya Head, off her upcoming debut album Unleashed. This will also be the first time–in the pageant’s history–to broadcast a woman with more plastic in her face and body than in all of the contestants, combined.
Us Weekly reports:
Despite the new Miss Universe gig, Pratt’s singing hasn’t been embraced by fans. Shortly after debuting her first single and video, “Higher,” in 2008, online critics slammed her on the web.
“Makes me feel uncontrollably ill,” “beyond pathetic,” and “the crappiest video I have ever seen” were among the comments posted on Usmagazine.com.
And the sad part is, I’m sure those comments were some of the nicer/cleaner ones. I’m sure there were ones like: “Bitch, please,” or “ur a lousy excuse for a person. crawl back into ur moms vagina so u can suck my dick while i bang ur mom,” or “Next that bish,” or “She makes me want to make a snuff film with her.”
Also appearing on Miss Universe will be Celebrity Apprentice star Claudia Jordan, Flo Rida, Kelly Rowland and dancer David Guetta also will take the stage. Celebrity choreographer Michael Schwandt will be working with Montag to prepare for her performance.
Piers Morgan should kiss Susan Boyle’s ass. Thanks to her, America’s Got Talent has reached its highest ratings yet. It’s the summer’s no.1 program, and brings in 11 million viewers each week. It’s poised to find the next undiscovered American talent act with Piers Morgan, David Hasselhoff and Sharon Osbourne at the judges table. And while Piers seems to be the only one of the judges willing to bark scathing critiques at stardom-hopefuls, he saves his harshest words for the already-famous.
The NY Post chatted up the icy Brit on his opinions on the “talent” of his showbiz peers:
On The Hills, I’m a Celebrity… alum Heidi Montag Pratt:
“I once had the pleasure of sitting next to her for lunch and she was so dumb, she’d never heard of Nelson Mandela. At that point, I realized there were serious, what we call, cerebral issues — in other words, brain deficiencies. When you’ve never heard of Nelson Mandela, that’s an issue. I think she just thought he was a rapper or something, from memory. I was with Ozzy Osbourne — it was a weird lunch I set up — and we were just shaking our heads laughing, because we just couldn’t believe how stupid she was. It was very entertaining.
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Oh la la: First, let me remind you that Taylor Lautner is only 17. Now click this link and thank me later.
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