Butterface is Men’s Fitness magazine’s latest cover boy for the Jan. 2013 issue.
The 27-year-old received a lengthy profile on his retirement and path to becoming the most-decorated Olympian of all time. Feel free to read more about that here if you can get past the hypnotic mammaries on the cover. It’s too bad the editors ignored my “scratch and sniff” special issue suggestion.
So what does a retired Olympian do with all of his free time?
Our future husband, Butterface, is nominated for a Nickelodeon Kids Choice Award, and he wants your vote.
He took to Facebook to ask fans to cast their vote for him at Nickelodeon’s site on Friday.
“I’m honored to be nominated for Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards in the Best Male Athlete category. Voting starts on Feb 24th!” he wrote.
He’s up against fellow nominees Derek Jeter, Tim Tebow and Shaun White.
Nick’s 2012 Kids Choice Awards airs March 31 at 8 p.m.
Kill this bitch. Former cover girl Bar Refaeli puts her Leonardo DiCaprio-infected paws all over Butterface in a hot spread for the 2012 Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue (which Kate Upton covers), on newsstands now.
She also poses with hot tennis ass ace Rafael Nadal and Los Angeles Clippers stud Chris Paul.
HOW HOT DOES BUTTERFACE LOOK HERE? I think he found his best angle–on his back.
I think my ovaries just popped like someone opened a can of biscuits.
Butterface has signed a seven-figure endorsement deal to pitch Head & Shoulders anti-dandruff shampoo.
His role with the brand is to serve as the Global Ambassador of the Wash in Confidence campaign as he heads to the London 2012 Olympic Games.
Butterface credits Head & Shoulders for helping to alleviate the stress to his hair caused by “chlorine and chemicals” in the pool.
On the partnership he said:
“I’m excited to join the P&G family and work with the head&shoulders brand as I prepare for the London 2012 Olympic Games. It’s a hair care range that I’ve come to count on, with the amount of time I spend in the pool each week – chlorine and chemicals can give my hair and scalp a hard time. Doubts are the last thing any athlete needs when trying to focus and compete.”
Butterface has been drawn as a DC comic superhero for Subway — and the likeness leaves a lot to be desired!
Don’t get me wrong, the artists perfectly captured his silver dollar mammaries, but what have they done to his happy basket? GONE! Believe me, we ALL know what he’s hiding under those trunks–and I’m inclined to treat it like I would a Subway cookie–two hands and one swallow.
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