Kristen Stewart, Chris Hemsworth and Charlize Theron posed at the Snow White and the Huntsman world premiere in London yesterday.

Snow White and the Huntsman, in theaters June 1, gets the dark, edgy treatment in the latest reboot

Here’s a synopsis (as if you need one):

In the epic action-adventure Snow White and the Huntsman, Kristen Stewart (Twilight) plays the only person in the land fairer than the evil queen (Oscar winner Charlize Theron) who is out to destroy her. But what the wicked ruler never imagined is that the young woman threatening her reign has been training in the art of war with a huntsman (Chris Hemsworth, Thor) who was dispatched to kill her.

THIS. LOOKS. GOOD.



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Because I know you people have busy lives and want to get to the point quickly, John Travolta‘s first accuser’s lawsuit was dropped on Friday and the second massage therapist is going to battle John off the public forum in a mediation in front of a private judge which should take around one to two months.

So, why did John Doe #1 drop the sexual harassment lawsuit vs sex crazed Travolta? Apparently he got the date of the assault wrong. And as for John #2, the case will be away from the media circus, safely tucked behind closed doors. The Atlanta based massage therapist filed his claims a few days after the first masseuse. According to the lawsuit, the second victim alleges that while working at an unspecified resort in Atlanta, Georgia on January 28, 2012, he did an in-room massage on Travolta, as the massage came to an end “Travolta suddenly turned on his stomach with his legs wide open with a full erection. He then tried to force Doe Plaintiff No. 2′s hand on Travolta’s scrotum. Then, Travolta started to grab, rub and caress Doe Plaintiff no. 2′s upper thighs and buttocks….Travolta still had an erection and wanted his abdominal done, but Travolta’s erection was in the way and he refused to have his penis covered by a sheet of a pillow case cover…Travolta started masturbating about 15 minutes left in the session, and Doe Plaintiff No.2, said he had to go,” the docs state. Travolta has vehemently denied the allegations of both lawsuits.

Via Radar Online

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Treat your eyes to Dita Von Teese at the Duftstars Awards in Berlin, Germany last week. Gorgeous.

I MIGHT get to see her burlesque show tomorrow! I’ll fill you in with details if it happens, of course.



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This story is going to knock your socks off! Imagine riding your bad ass motorcycle for a few hours on a gorgeous day, then suffering the horror of a hard-on that refuses to go down…. for a year and eight months!!!!!!

Yep, that’s what happened to poor Wolf Man. It doesn’t get any better than this people.

From USA Today:

A California man has sued BMW North America and a motorcycle-seat maker claiming that a four-hour round-trip ride on his 1993 BMW bike with a “ridge-like” seat gave him “a severe case of priapism (a persistent, lasting erection)” that’s lasted 20 months and counting.

The lawsuit for emotional distress says Wolf is “now is unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish.”

Via USA Today
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In a new interview with Details magazine, superstar Justin Timberlake admits he looked like a “moron” during his days in the hit boy band Nsync.

He told the mag:

“There were many moments in my teenage years where I succumbed to, um, the weirdness of the group I was in.

“And in trying to conform – we’re marionettes – I ended up looking like a moron.”

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Satire newspaper The Onion posted a hilarious story on Paula Deen‘s exhaustive .05K Walk for Diabeetus.

We imagine the recently diagnosed diabetic would have stations to hydrate with mayonnaise milkshakes after making it through the 164-foot walk.

From The Onion:

Celebrity chef and restaurateur Paula Deen announced Monday that her recently launched Step for a Cure Foundation would host its first annual .05K fun walk on May 20 to raise money for Type 2 diabetes research.

The star of the Food Network shows Paula’s Home Cooking and Paula‘s Best Dishes said the .031-mile course would cover a half block of Whitaker Street in Savannah’s Historic District and would be open to walkers of all skill levels. … “I want to show people that just because you’re diabetic doesn’t mean you can’t get out there and move around a little,” Deen added.

Meet 45-year-old Long Island mother Catherine Scalia, who was arrested on Thursday for performing a $100 lap dance for an undercover cop after serving him hot dogs and a drink in her Strips-R-Us hot dog truck. The mother of four took the officer to her East Rockaway home for the extra services. According to cops she was busted eight years ago along with a friend for running a similar operation out of the hot dog truck.

Neighbors near her Baldwon stand made complaints after Catherine distributed her one-on-one strips/topless cleaning service business cards around the neighborhood.

Nassau County Police spokesperson Kevin Smith stated: “She agreed to manually stimulate him for an additional $50.” The undercover agent approached th stand and bought two hot dogs and one water for $5 before the “hot dog hooker” offered the off menu specials! Too bad the cuffs weren’t part of the sex game.

Scalia pled NOT guilty to the prostitution charge and was held on $2,000 bail.

Watch the VIDEO REPORT after the jump!

Very busy developments going on… accept my apologies for the slow updates! Stick with me, I’ll get back on top of things. THIS IMAGE IS SIDE EYE REALNESS!