And you thought you were having a bad week.

Still suffering from his huge hit over the weekend — you know, the one that provided the funniest video in life ever — Kanye West continued on his massive fail train when a driver ended up crashing his Lamborghini Aventador, worth nearly a quarter-of-a-million dollars, into the side of a gate at Kim Kardashian’s home.

The hot ride was being delivered to her estate after getting worked on earlier in the week. The gate opened and the driver went through, but the gates began closing before it had completely passed, causing some damage.

The repair shop eventually sent someone over to see what they would have to work on now.

Yeezy’s in NYC right now, so there was no huge attack like last time, but you best believe he’s going to have yet another epic attack toward someone else — let’s hope this person was actually at the scene of the “crime”, though.

You can check out a clip of the car getting damaged after the jump.

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It has been way too long since we have had a proper Kanye West outburst but Friday, the world was finally able to drop the countdown clock back to zero.

The hip-hop star and his pregnant girlfriend, Kim Kardashian were exiting a parking garage to head into a nearby Beverly Hills restaurant. Of course, paps were following their every move and the “Heartless” star decided not to let them see his face and walked with his head down.

That would’ve worked fine — had it not been for a huge pole directly in Yeezy’s path.

You can figure out what happened next.

Yes, it’s just as hilarious as you think.

Taking a moment to regain his composure (the camera guys asked if he was OK), he took hold of Kim’s hand once more and entered the restaurant, only to exit it solo a few minutes later to begin hollering at the paps (which would be where the GIF from above comes from).

“I just got here”, another pap replies.

And yes, the entire thing is comedy gold. Watch where you’re walking next time.

Or not. It’s usually hilarious when people don’t.

You can check out both clips after the jump.

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One way to stretch your fifteen minutes of fame? Denounce everything that made you somewhat awesome in the first place.

The man who made a near rape of his sister an internet phenomenon, Antoine Dodson released a statement that probably won’t be reworked into an auto-tuned track: he’s denounced his homosexuality and wants to get married and have kids.

Because, you know, you can’t do that with another man and be happy.

Oh, wait…

“I’m no longer into homosexuality I want a wife and family”, he posted on his Facebook. “I want to multiply and raise and love my family that I create. I could care less about the fame and fortune, I’ve giving all that up to know the true history of the bible. For I am the True Chosen Hebrew Israelite descendant of Judah”.

Yep, it’s a religious brainwash thing. Are you surprised?

“As True Israel I know that there are certain things we just can’t do”, he continued. “And I totally understand that now. I don’t need a Mercedes Benz, I don’t need a big house in Beverly Hills all I need is the Most High and my family (Israel). I have been awaken by the great and so should you.”

I’d prefer it if he’d go back to “sleep”, if you ask me.

You can check out another spiel after the jump, where he explained to the Huffington Post just what brought him to this choice, just like those other crazy religious people we tend to ignore.

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When it comes to Justin Bieber’s fanbase, it turns out the guys are just as out of their minds as the girls.

During a stop in Dubai on Sunday, the singer was nearly hug attacked on stage by a male fan who somehow made it past security and came inches to grasping the Believe star in a tight embrace.

However, security was right on his tail and tackled the fan before dragging him off the stage. In a positive nod, the Biebs kept right on singing, even though his piano didn’t fare so well: it was knocked over in the ruckus.

I’m guessing that it wasn’t an actual piano or they might have just used a bit too much force.

“All is fine,” Bieber’s rep said in a statement. “A man ran on stage during ‘Believe’ and tried to grab Justin and knocked the piano over. He was a fan. Security detained the young man. All was fine and Justin continued the show.”

You can check out the moment after the jump.

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We all have bad first days at new jobs — you have to get used to your co-workers, your surroundings, finding a good place to get lunch. And of course, the inevitable mess-ups. It kind of sucks.

But imagine if your first day at a new job was giving the news — literally.

Reporter A.J. Clemente found himself in that position earlier this week: he was the new face of  KFYR-TV in Bismarck, N.D. All primed and ready to go for the Sunday news, the intro began and in a moment of frustration due to not being able to pronounce certain names, AJ let out a “f*cking sh*t” under his breath.

Now, that happens — but it usually isn’t heard by the entire viewing audience.

You see, A.J.’s microphone happened to be turned on before he realized the camera was on him… and everyone definitely heard his introduction to their television screens.

Well, accidents do happen, right? Unfortunately, his bosses weren’t as forgiving: he was immediately fired following his slip of the tongue.

“Unfortunately KFYRTV has decided to let me go. Thank you to them and everyone in ND for the opportunity and everyone for the support,” he tweeted out later.

And you thought you were having a bad day.

Check out the oddly funny moment after the jump.

As for A.J., don’t feel too bad — he completely understands their reasoning to letting him go.

“I fully expected that they would fire me,” Clemente told the Today show. “I even called my news director after and apologized again … No animosity at all.”

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