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Last week was the week of uncensored ass on TV! And here’s a two-for-one special for you that might make you want to start watching football or stop watching football. It all depends on your ass consumption threshold.

Videos obviously NSFW:

On Saturday (above), a Carolina Panthers player accidentally exposed Minnesota Vikings’ coach’s bum when they collided. And on Sunday, an Oakland Raiders player Tommy Kelly played peak-a-boo with his jockstrap.

A Class With the Countess reader decided to scream at sonic levels for no apparent reason (other than for global mockery) after a police officer gives her a speeding ticket. The only time it’s ever okay to scream like that is if King Kong tried to stick it, back door, with no KY or licky-licky first. WARNING: Turn down your volume. SERIOUSLY.

This is almost as bad as that time the Hong Kong woman missed her flight….

Via BuzzFeed

A New Zealand teen who flashed her breasts at passing motorists on a road, distracted a driver so badly that he struck her with his car.

According to reports, Cherelle Dudfield, 18, had been boozing with friends and had been dared to bare her breasts on a busy street.

That’s when an ogling driver suddenly ran her down.

“…I saw a car coming towards me, on the middle of the centre lane driving up towards me, so I decided to run,” she told reporters. “And then I got hit.”

Dudfield impacted the car’s windshield, causing a crack. She was rushed to the hospital but only suffered minor cuts and bruises, and was fined for the incident on disorderly behavior charges.

She added a stern warning to anyone considering any alcohol-fueled foolery: “Don’t be me. Don’t be stupid, don’t get drunk and stand in the middle of the road and flash anyone, ’cause it hurts when you get hit.”

[EDIT NOTE: Yes, these images are of the actual girl, Cherelle Dudfield, who re-created the scene for 3News in New Zealand]

Click here for her video interview!

Via 3News.Co.Nz

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