1. Well my kitties, this is the last recap, review, rehash for RuPaul’s Drag Race… for this season, at least!

I had a LOT of fun going through the whole thing, and I can’t wait til next season and the many surprises I’m sure will come… all over our faces. This finale, which FINALLY got here, was pretty great. There were moments of tears, angst, laughter, and a beautiful crowning. Let’s get to it.

2. I really liked the little Miss America presentation that the queens gave in the beginning. Callout to Miss “Kenja” Michaels for bringing on some pure fish, henny! #mercuryRising

Serving up some BACALAO.

3. All of the queens looked amazing and I liked how Ru almost did the whole “I can’t be there live, so I’m a be here through satellite” and I was going to punch my screen. Luckily, she done delivered, LOL. #ohRuYouIsSOCrazy

Oh Ru.

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1. I’d like to start off this week by saying a few things. I’m sure all of you know by now the cray-cray-ness that was this “finale” episode. I don’t agree with it. I feel like as an audience we were kind of bamboozled, and I dunno… I’m just really going to develop some kind of ulcer due to the anticipation and overall anxiety that this show has put me through. I honestly don’t know who will win. Each queen has their own awesomeness that they bring to the table, so I guess we’ll have to see next week, and if I have to wait any more, I will audition for season five, get in, and punch RuPaul in the face.

She cray cray.

2. It’s the final three, meaning that everything that these bitches have worked for comes down to this. The challenge was basically for them to be in Ru’s new “Glamazon” video, and to do an acting gig right before it. I swear RuPaul is the queen of pushing her own product. #getItGirl

The final three.

3. The choreography was done by world renowned transgender superstar Candis Cayne, okrrr?! And I was getting soo worried because Sharon has two left feet, and you could totally tell. #sharonCannotDance

Candis Cayne.

No Sharon... no.

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I guess the divorce from Heidi Klum really has Seal grasping for straws* (*penis). During an episode of Australia’s The Voice that aired this week, Seal–who serves as a mentor on the show alongside Joel Madden, Keith Urban and Delta Goodrem–made an off-camera repetitive hand movement, then threw his head up in ecstasy while he took in a contestant’s performance.

Viewers think he rubbed one out right on the swivel chair.

Watch Seal masturbate on The Voice Australia after the jump!
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Make sure to catch Glee‘s Whitney Houston tribute episode Tuesday at 8 p.m. on Fox.

After the jump, watch the teaser clip, released Thursday, of the Glee gang performing How Will I Know a capella.

EXCITING!
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1. I’ve stopped being surprised by the first challenges. I was glad about that because Ru decided that this week the queens were gonna drag up some puppets. Yes, puppets that represented a different queen, and then throw some shade in a puppet show? Yes, that is what happened, and no, this is not being made up. I really liked Sharon doing Chad, but Chad doing Phi Phi won (I think it’s because his was the cuntiest) #snaggleTooth

Oh hey there Chad.

Snaggle, snaggle.

2. Now for the main challenge. The queens presenting three different looks… wait for it… WAIT FOR IT… all based on whatever Dog they got (which Chad picked for them because he won). Yeah… I honestly am no longer surprised, and every week I kind of say this, but where the fuck do they get these challenges from? I guess they just know that deep down inside I love to see drag queens dressed as dogs and perform a Broadway-esque number on stage. I mean clearly they read my dream journal when I wasn’t looking. #forSerial

This happened.

Like it REALLY happened.

3. Phi Phi, Phi Phi, Phi Phi… I dunno, guys. Yes, I know that she’s ambitious and wants it, BUT she really needs to comport herself in a different manner. I mean just always with the lashing out and the drama and the screaming and the yelling. I just want to say “CALM DA FUCK DOWN”. LMAO @ her bloodhound trying to ass rape her. #youKnowSheLikeIt

Calm down, miss ma'am, damn!

4. I was crazy worried about Sharon and her inability to sew/taking too long to put together her outfit. I really thought that she was a goner this time. I sat and thought: “damn, bitch. I guess this is it.” But miss ma’am done BROUGHT it, okrrr?! I loved all of her looks for the dog park. The first look that she had with the blond hair and the spring dress really was like what she said, which was an Italian ’60s ad. #lovedIt

OH hey there sunshine.

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