With all of this renewed interest in guido culture/embarrassing Italian Americans (thanks Jersey Shore!!! Xo xo xo!), I thought it would be a good idea to check in with the queen bee of them all: Growing Up Gotti hotpiece, John Gotti Agnello (above, at left with his brother Carmine).

I’m sure you’ll be glad to know he’s still perfectly tanned, perfectly waxed and perfectly well mannered and mild tempered. You’ll be happy to know that he and his brothers have cropped their spikey, gelled tresses for a more tasteful buzz cut. Exhibit A:

And most importantly, John’s been doing his sit-ups!!!

So what has he been up to since the series was canceled? Who knows?! He has some sort of “rap” career–or something, according to his MySpace.

Check out his Halloween photos after the jump!

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On my quest to prove that the very orange and very beautiful Cristiano Ronaldo is not made from a plastic mold, I have placed various parts of his body under intense scrutiny. After an ankle injury hiatus, Cristiano has returned to full training with Real Madrid last week. Some snaps of his warm-up reveal he may need a bottle of Head & Shoulders:

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Which beautiful songbird was seen signing autographs outside the BBC Radio 1 studios yesterday?

Answer after the jump!

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Carrot Top–one of the most beautiful women of our time–seems to only get better looking with age, don’t you agree? And she’s starring alongside A-listers Erik Estrada and some dude from NASCAR in the latest Burger King commercial. I could really care less about the commercial, but I would love to raise an important question and get some feedback from you:

DOES ERIK ESTRADA WEAR A WIG?