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Bynes Behind Bars

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It was sadly only a moment of time.

We’re guessing that Amanda Bynes was still pretty peeved that she wasn’t recognized enough for airport security and decided to ease her mind on Thursday night by taking in the night sky — and some sticky icky.

Yeah, that would be weed.

But guess what else happens to be illegal in most states, especially NYC?

Well, Amanda knows that for sure now: she’s currently under arrest for criminal possession of marijuana, reckless endangerment and tampering with evidence, which happens to be a felony.

Turns out the “retired” actress attempted to get rid of the ganja and the bong she was smoking it from when police arrived — she tossed it from the 36th floor window of her midtown Manhattan building, according to the NYPD.

And because it didn’t work once this week, she tried to pull the whole “do you know who I am” line on the cops — and just like before, she failed miserably.

In photos taken at the scene, the 26-year-old could be seen lowering her head as her long blond hair covered her face. Her hands were handcuffed as she stepped out in a long-sleeved black Versace shirt, gray sweatpants and high-tops.

According to reports, she was then taken to nearby Roosevelt Hospital for psychiatric evaluation, before being taken to Manhattan Central Booking for processing. She’ll see a judge early Friday morning.

We’ll keep you posted on how this turns out. Maybe she’ll ask President Obama for help again.

You can also check out video of the arrest after the jump.

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May
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99 Problems, But A “Tranny” Ain’t One

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I bet those pregnancy rumors are way below the radar now.

Rapper Foxy Brown is fighting back against a popular celebrity blog who claimed  she said some pretty outlandish things regarding Jay-Z, including the fact that he’s a closet homosexual.

According to her, she never said anything remotely close to what was reported by Media Takeout — that she went to a baby shower for a friend and started spouting off some pretty interesting things about Hov — including that he was a “tranny chaser” with gonorrhea, that she lost her virginity to him at 15 (he would’ve been 27 at the time), that there was a robbery he was a part of and other claims.

She did give a statement to TMZ, however:

“The atrociousness of this story sickened me to my stomach. Any and everyone involved will be contacted by my attorney.

In all my years in the music industry, these are the most disgusting and disrespectful allegations I’ve ever experienced. This fictitious story … with NO audio, visual or written interview, clearly was concocted with malicious intent.”

Jay has only been wonderful to me and my family, a great friend throughout all the years I’ve known him and we had nothing but great success as a team.”

Beyonce, his wife, has always been gracious and sweet to me … I will NOT let any undercover hater create discord and disrespect my name and reputation.”

This disrespect will NOT be tolerated.”

A Google search shows that the story originally appeared on the site in 2011, but has since been removed.

Fred Mwangaguhunga, the founder of the site, has yet to respond.

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May
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Amanda Bynes To Airports: Google Me, Baby

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Word to the idiotic: no matter what form you attempt to use it in, the line “do you know who I am” is never going to work for you. Even if they do know who you are, no one cares.

Sadly, Amanda Bynes seems to be as dense as she is manic these days when she tried a new version of the classic “do you know who I am” line to get on a private jet without I.D. — and of course, as in every other scenario, she was flat out denied.

Lasty Sunday, the lover of Twitter who wants Drake to cause damage to her lady bits attempted to board the aircraft at Teterboro Airport in New Jersey to fly out to L.A.

According to sources, the pilot was checking passenger IDs — it’s a really small terminal — and Bynes revealed her driver’s license had been suspended … and she had no other form of government ID.

We’re told the pilot informed Bynes she needed a form of government ID to fly — per TSA regulations — and she then ordered him to Google her as proof, screaming, “I’m Amanda Bynes!”

That’s a new one — but it still didn’t work: the pilot called the company that owned the jet and relayed to him that without ID, Amanda was goin’ nowhere — and she didn’t.

Guess they were as unimpressed with this video as I was.

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May
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What Happens With Justin, Stays With Justin — Or Else

So, if you’re one of those girls (or guys) who would love to party it up with Justin Bieber, you’re in luck — he’d love to have you share in some fun and hijinks with him at his Calabasas home.

But there’s one minor catch: you tell anyone and he’ll have to kill sue you.

After all of the stories of what goes down at a Biebs party, it seems as if the 19-year-old has gotten a little smart: he’s drawn up a NDA (non-disclosure agreement) that everyone who crosses his door must sign.

If you tell anyone what went down with him, be it verbally, on Twitter or through pictures on the ‘Net, you’re liable for $5 million.

God knows what goes on inside, but the form warns there might be activities which are “potentially hazardous and you should not participate unless you are medically able and properly trained.”

And there’s more … The risks include “minor injuries to catastrophic injuries, including death.”

Yeah, dude — this doesn’t make you look weird at all. It makes you look even more like a douche.

Even Bon Jovi pretty much thinks you’re an a*shole.

Anyone taking this as seriously as his musicianship?

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May
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He Couldn’t Beat The Rap

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Seems like one judge isn’t about letting celebrities push them over — and finally!

Former NFL star Chad Johnson was arrested yesterday in Florida after he failed to meet with his probation officer on two occasions and show proof that he completed a court appointed domestic violence class.

The entire thing stems from an incident last year when he headbutted ex-wife Evelyn Lozada after she confronted him on cheating allegations.

35-year-old Johnson appeared in a Broward County courtroom over his alleged probation violation — the judge determined Chad WAS in violation and ordered him to be arrested and jailed.

He attempted to say the entire thing was a “misunderstanding”, but he sure didn’t misunderstand being led away in handcuffs.

His bond was set at $1,000.

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