Butterface is in a new Subway ad that premiered last week! The 15-second spot features him under water as he gestures with his hands that he wants something 12-inches long (READ: He was possibly asking for me to take my pants off). Then the camera carefully remains focused on his goodies as he swims to the surface of the pool and asks “Hey guys, can I get one of those?”
Excuse me while I clean off my keyboard.
The promotion is for Subway’s lovely $5 foot-long deal (Quizno’s are you paying attention), which even includes Butterface’s favorite: Meatball marinara with jalapeños. I think I’m going to order one for myself and sit on it as I watch this commercial on loop.
BTW, if you go to Subway’s Facebook page, you can enter to win a $50 gift card. They are giving away 10 each week for the next three weeks.

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