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The world record holder for the biggest dong at 13.5,” Jonah Falcon, says the job market is so bad that he has had to move in with his mom, but won’t consider porn as a career option.
The 39-year-old bisexual actor has had a few forgettable acting gigs as a hospital orderly in an episode of The Sopranos and as a groomsman in Just My Luck, and has been the subject of various documentaries for HBO, Private Dicks: Men Exposed, and British TV, World’s Biggest Penis. But sadly, his real natural given talent will never see the sticky shelves of adult stores because he’s still determined to make it big as an actor (bah dum bum pssh. Ok, done with the puns). He told Sphere:
“If I did porn nobody would take me seriously. Nobody.
“Besides, having sex on a crowded movie set really isn’t my idea of fun.
“These days, nobody notices me… unless I decide to go out in bike shorts. Then I get some stares.
“I did a British documentary, ‘World’s Biggest Penis,’ a few years back, and I know each time it’s on TV because hundreds of people suddenly friend me on Facebook.
“You know what they say: ‘If you can’t get cast in a part, cast yourself.’”
Jonah once enjoyed a brief flirtation with fame during the ‘90s when he was a NYC nightlife fixture and was an in-demand body at celebrity parties. “I’ve had a couple of people, Oscar winners,” he told a British documentary.
Take a look at the NSFW pictures of his peen and Video after the jump!
Via Nerve and Smack News
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too bad mine is only 13″ long. i could have beaten that guy!
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Yes his penis is big…but no he does not have the world’s biggest penis…he may have one of the biggest that is known to a vast majority of the public…but I have a friend who measures 12′ to 13″ soft and 15 hard…we have been friends since grade school…and we still play around from time to time…he just does not show hig dong to the public…and is an “ordinary joe” kind of guy”….Bisexual…BTW….but yes Jonah is big. Ther are many many on our planet with big dicks that we may never see…met a few in my time though…:-)
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he may have a big dick but it is ugly and it looks like he has nasty birth marks on it i wouldnt want it in me besides he is not good looking it is not appealing at all.bigger doesnt make you better. looks like he has a freakish birth defect and just imagine what it will look like when he is old and it sags to the floor-gross
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crystal u wouldn’t say that if he had his erect cock in front of you that’s for sure
Damn. I thought I was big. ^ ^
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Big doesn’t mean pretty. UGH.
The photos of Jonah are nice but could you please remove the photos of the stinkfish?
They are causing us to become nauseous!
A big penis on an ugly guy is just that: an ugly guy.
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My penis when limp is 10.5 and when erect a little over 11, very thick and uncut with a 2inch overhang of foreskin.
Joe
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What good is this blog if all these videos are deleted or removed!?
im 6 1/2 and i bet i can please you crystal