The obligatory pan-out-to cute-kids-shot ends in an epic fail after a kid flips the bird to a camera man at the Villanova game last week. It takes the dad about 30 milliseconds to figure out his turd son his effing up his camera time with obscenities, so he lays the smack down on him–then quickly remembers he’s on camera too: No child protective services knocking on his door tonight! America, this is your future.