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Have you–like me–spent many nights awake, pondering why Marilyn Manson wears so much make-up?
Answer after the jump!
WOWY WOW WOW. This explains everything.
Sans face paint, Marilyn Manson looks like Nicholas Cage on hormones.
The 40-year-old rocker was snapped with girlfriend Evan Rachel Wood in Paris yesterday, the Daily Mail reports. He also recently settled a lawsuit by a former band member who accused Manson of squandering the band’s money on his ex-wife Dita Von Teese’s $150,000 engagement ring and Nazi paraphernalia.
Squandering money on useless luxuries? Maybe he really is Nicholas Cage!
PS. Did Evan Rachel Wood inherit Dita’s leftover clothes? Because the coat and gloves look very Dita-like.
Oh no, he just looks like a regular guy on the street…. How shocking….now write something I want to read.
Seriously, he has too much talent for me to give shit what he looks like. And he looks better than half the people I see walking down the street.
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Oh no! He is actually a REAL person! A very talented, misunderstood PERSON!
Brilliant really… you wouldnt recognise him… so he can be the Average Joe on the street and not get harassed!
Maybe that is why he wears so much make up!
Who cares he got engaged to Dita Von Teese
And he seams to only nail totally hot ass women, what does that tell you?
@Linda good point. he is fucking brilliant