The MTV Jersey Shore trinity of Mike “The Situation,” DJ Pauly D and Snooki get the Funny or Die treatment with a parody of themselves. I guess this means they are officially celebrities, and it’s nice to see they can put away the toolbox persona and have fun with it all.

But what I’d really like to know is, who exactly is watching this assery? The Jersey Shore kids, combined, aren”t nearly as d #$^@#$(*#)%2349850R54#&^%@%*&%*#&$*&

[SILENCE]

Blink…Blink…

[Lifts tongue back into mouth]

Huh. Uh. Skeet. Um. Hmmm. What was I saying? Oh that’s right: Jersey Shore, Thursdays at 10 p.m. ET on MTV.