Are you suddenly hungry? I guess you should just take your pants off and start masturbating. Or eat a salad. It’s a new diet plan, courtesy of Kim Kardashian and Carl’s Jr., who released a behind-the-scenes look at Kim Kardashian’s boobs yesterday. And her new “Salads are Hot” commercial too.

The burger joint is using Kim’s incredible talent to launch their new salad line: Cranberry, apple and walnut grilled chicken salad, a Southwest Grilled Chicken Salad and Original Grilled Chicken Salad. Prices range from $4.79 to $4.99. Not that it matters.

The new commercial debuts December 21,and in this preview, you can see Kim wiping salad dressing from her cleavage using an apple slice. Just like mom used to do!

Kim also eats her salad without a fork while sitting on top of a bed, and looking really hot. Just another day with the Kardashians, huh? Are you keeping up!!!? She also reveals that this method of eating is called a “bed picnic.”

“It’s true, I love to have bed picnics,” says Kardashian. “I’m such a neat freak, but I put out my towel and eat in bed, and then when it gets all messy I take a hot bubble bath after to wash it off.”

Good job, Kim! The girl easily smokes Paris Hilton’s Carl’s Jr. commercial. MAKE THAT MONEY!

More stills after the jump!