Victoria Beckham was snapped wearing a very discreet outfit that consisted of a belted leather trench coat, black fedora, YSL heels and a $33,000,000,000,000 purse in Paris today, where she’s chatting up buyers for her fashion collection. The look is what Tyra or Anderson Cooper on a Saturday night at The Eagle when he’s in the company of boizzzz–would call: FIERCE. In fact, it’s the perfect combination of…

Trinity from The Matrix (costume), and…

Low class British chick acting classy, plus…

A trip to Hot Topic, plus…

Dominatrix fetish, plus…

Carmen Sandiego, plus…

A lot of money.

And this is what you get…