A college student in China shocked medics after an x-ray revealed his complaints of pain in his bottom came from a TV remote control lodged in his rectum.

Police say Huang Chen, 19, was a victim of a prank played by his roommates when he collapsed after a night’s drinking.

“We didn’t know what it was to start with,” a doctor told reporters. “There was a little bit of blood but he didn’t say anything about a remote control.”

“He will be fine in time, but the remote was a write off,” he added.

Do any of you believe this? I’ve seen enough of these stories to know that big, dick-like objects don’t “accidentally” get stuck up your bugina. (Example: Hairspray cans don’t get stuck in your rectum after tripping and falling, nor does a potato!) Something tells me he dipped it in some Vaseline first and had a good Saturday night. He was probably watching Jersey Shore while doing it, too. I know I tend to grab anything near me and plow my hole whenever that shit comes on:

Yup, I think I just misplaced a can of Pringles.

Via Metro