It wouldn’t be a Christmas photo with Kimora Lee Simmons unless she gets to be the most fabulous person in the room. Evidence: Check out her family portrait for Page Six Magazine. Djimon Hounsou gets to wear a shitty Christmas sweater (you can see what he‘s thinking right on his face), and their 6-month-old baby boy Kenzo is pretty much a prop to hide Kimora’s tummy rolls–just look at how strategically he’s placed. Ming and Aoki are dressed in Christmas camouflage of brown and plaid to blend in with the tree. And then we have the HBIC Kimora seated center and in a bright formal gown. They even airbrushed some baby phat from under her chin. But no airbrush for Ming. Way to go mami! Don’t ever let anyone take away your spotlight. You (or your alimony/child support checks, thank you Russell) pay the bills, so you get to run this shiz.  Do you think those presents are all for Kimora? If they are all leopard-print Trojan Vibrating Touches®, then yes. 

Kimora dished on married life with second hubby Djimon Hounsou in the current issue of Page Six Magazine:

Djimon and I enjoy discussing anything from politics to wine, and we have enriching, private, happy, balanced lives together. That’s probably the thing that would shock people most: We do things like go to the grocery store and have fun with our kids.

She also revealed she knows how to heat an oven to 350 degrees. Combine cake mix, 1 large egg, 1/4 cup oil, 1/4 cup water, and beat until well blended:

“I bake. I make a great German chocolate cake. Anyone who knows me will tell you I’m a great baker, the best. When I bake something, I swear to god, it’s gone before it hits the plate.”

This is what $100,000,000 and a morning migraine tastes like.

Behind-the-scenes video after the jump!