Back in 1993, glamorous fossil Zsa Zsa Gabor created an exercise tape featuring two very attractive hunky men, and quippy dialogue peppered with lots of  “dahhhhling.” Aptly titled, It’s Simple, Darling, she’s broken down the arduous chore of exercise to a rich bitche’s science: Simply hire someone else to do all the work for you! Watch Zsa Zsa do nothing–seriously nothing–but lie on her back as muscular hotties push and pull various parts of her body.