Delicate southern flower/celebrity chef Paula Deen was hit in the face with a flying ham today. She was participating in a charity event to deliver turkeys and hams to a food bank when she playfully tossed a ham like a football to a guy, who then sent one flying right back at her and smashed her in the schnoz.

Unfortunately the accident left her with incoherent,  hyper-southern speech. On the accident, she told reporters:

“I juzt gawt hit wit a hawg so wut dew I xpect,” said Deen through laughter. “Ran head on to a hawg.”

Then she went off to “mek eh pye.”

UPDATE: Her speech was not affected by the accident, that’s just how she speaks. We regret the error.