Pete Wentz played DJ at the grand opening of the American Eagle Outfitters in Time Square last night. Doesn’t he look much better now that his hair is growing in from his recent buzz cut?

Leighton Meester also performed some of her songs. Which ones? No clue, they all sound the same.

What were we talking about?

By the way, I was at the party last night — didn’t see any of these people, but I did spot Ugly Betty hotpiece Eric Mabius, who in real life, looks like he stepped out of an incubator. I couldn’t find any pictures of him from the event, but we will just have to work with this–and our imagination:

I wanted to run into this hobag:

That’s right, Slade Smiley.And I wouldn’t mind having a conversation with vibrator-lovin’ Gretchen Rossi! And Gretchen: They will keep your application on file for at least a year, in case if there are any openings.

Saving the best for last, Adrian Grenier.