The book Prada–a 700-plus bible of the Italian fashion label–received a launch party at the Prada store in Beverly Hills yesterday. And the promise of an open bar, a Prada scarf and a happy meal toy lured a slew of stars. Let’s take a look at who was there.

Jessica Alba
Forget looking at the dress (it’s cute btw), Jessica is serving FACE tonight. Even that pimple on her chin looks good. Lips: They are poppin’ and bustin’ (as Nene would say). Hair: Cute! She should stay away from the blond dye though, and stick to this color.  PLEASE.

Ok, now you can look at the dress:

Zoe Saldana and Chloe Sevigny:

They pretty much wore the same shit, only Chloe didn’t pick colors while blindfolded. I do like Zoe’s hair and make up more. The hair looks like it was three hours worth of work at the Dominican salon. You betta do it, hunny!

Rachel Zoe:

This is Rachel Zoe at a 30-degree angle.

This is Rachel Zoe at a 45-degree angle.

Ginnifer Goodwin:

Love her, but when will she give up the pixie haircut? She looks 10. Actually, she looks like a younger version of Katie Holmes. Which is pretty sad because Katie Holmes is, in fact, younger.

Jessica Biel:

The dress is blah. She never really looks bad, but I prefer her as a blonde.

Christina Ricci:

Looks perfect, as always. Hands down, my winner for best dressed.

Rose McGowan:

HOT! I’m still wondering why she was killed off so fast and creepy-like in Nip/Tuck.

Shannyn Sossamon:

What happened to Shannyn Sossamon? She used to be so hot!

Tracee Ellis Ross:

Oh Nooooooooooo. Is she on her way to a Church of Scientology mass?

John Legend:

This photo, I’ll lick.

This photo, I’ll scratch and sniff.