A 33-year-old Texas man was arrested for allegedly stabbing another man for farting in the hotel room they were sharing on Wednesday, Waco police said.
According to reports, the two men were alone in the room when one farted, upsetting the other man enough that he threw a knife at him, striking him in the leg. The suspect then grabbed the knife and stabbed him in the chest.
You know this dude never went to summer camp or spent time on a subway a day in his life. There are far worse smells people give off. But now that he‘s in jail he wont have to worry about smelling farts because in jail they have a “no farting rule.” If you fart, they kick your ass, or cut you with a spork. And I know this because of the time I spent in the pokey for choking a bitch who burped in my face after eating hotdogs. There are just some lines you don’t cross.

Via UPI