A Wisconsin woman was arrested for driving drunk after she called 911 to report herself.

Mary Strey, 49, was driving home after a night of bar hopping on Saturday, and contacted authorities to report a drunk driver. When she was asked if she was following the drunk driver, she responded that she was the driver–and the dispatcher asked her to park on the side of the road.

She was arrested after failing sobriety tests and told officers she had seven or eight brandy and Cokes at different bars.

It may be puzzling that she called 911 on herself, but I’d just say it’s clearly a sign and plea for help. I know you all are having an internal struggle right now–deciding whether to applaud this woman for doing the right thing, or you might be thinking: damn, this bitch is stupid.  Both are okay responses. Just listening to the dispatcher’s conversation with her, you can just see him saying the latter.

Part of the 911 call:

Dispatch: You behind them?

Mary Strey: No, I am them.

Dispatch: You am them?

Mary Strey: Yes, I am them.

Dispatch: Okay, so you want to call and report you’re driving drunk?

Mary Strey: Yes.

Dispatch: Are you still driving right now? You want to stop driving before you get in an accident.

Mary Strey: Yes, I will stop.

Dispatch: You want to stop right now.

Mary Strey: Yes, I will stop right now.