Gay men everywhere can now rejoice! In an effort to undo all the “I bang hos” damage Adam Lambert’s Details photo spread caused (ahem):

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Photoshop artists clicked the gay-it-up filter for his album cover art because For Your Entertainment is gay. Super gay–and prominently features a beautiful, semi-transparent  woman floating in the land of Xenu:

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This has me confused. Really confused. Like that time Andy Dick got a woman pregnant (via intercourse) or that time Eddie Murphy got busted with a shemale diva.

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Let’s hope this total mind f*ck doesn’t cause a rift between his 12-year-old girl and tranny chaser fanbase:

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And it’s pretty obvious that Glambert’s album drew from 8 possible sources of inspiration, like:

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Revered surrealist Lisa Frank.

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American Idol success story Blake Lewis.

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Jem and the Holograms. Is Adam Lambert the real-life version of Stormer, the Misfit?

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Glamour Shots®

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This woman. Whoever she is.

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Rihanna.

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Beautiful women.

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Feathers.

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