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OMG Blog: Oprah pees for 10 minutes

Busted Coverage: Steve Phillips was banging a hobag with thunder thighs and a double chin

Allie is Wired: Jessica Simpson and Gerard Butler are hooking up

Popbytes: Move over Gisele–it’s Eva Longoria and Tony Parker’s turn

Celebrity Smack: Amy Winehouse’s new boobs approved by daddy

Epic Carnival: 10 most epic fails in Who Wants to be a Millionaire history

Lainey Gossip: Renee Zellweger comes with baggage

Urlesque: Check out these enormous Sikh turbans

Hail Mary Jane: Baby found high on weed on his first birthday

Guyism: 5 celebrities who shouldn’t have done reality TV

Atom: Pitching a TV show goes out of hand

Oh La La Mag: Mario Lopez shirtless for a good cause

YepYep: Balloon boy: The Game

Gone Hollywood: Man gets DUI while driving a La-Z Boy

NextRound: Worst convenience store clerk ever claims lottery for himself

LA Rag Mag: Buy Whitney Houston’s old crack house