Despite the hair–the makeup–and the ridiculous outfit, one of these bitches is still doable (HINT: Alex Reid). The other is Katie Price.

Model, hobag and big thinker Katie Price released her style book today, Standing Out: My Look, My Style, My Life, and brought along fabulous men to model some of her headline making frocks at a book launch in London. And while this book is aimed females, drag queens of the world–pick this book up! This is how you win a drag pageant.

Rounding out the Katie Price doppelganger troupe is her cage-fighter boyfriend Alex Reid (HINT: He’s on the left):

BTW, he totally beats Katie in the legs department. MEOW!!!!!

And her brother Danny Price, who–unlike the other four hot messes–could convincingly pass as a real gal after a booze fueled night at a Bangkok haunt, represented Katie’s equestrian line: