A pissed off Florida mother of an 8-year-old boy has taken to psychic threats and karmic justice to express her rage at a thief who made off with her son’s bicycle. She posted a note to a utility pole in her front yard that reads:

“To the slimeball that stole my little boy’s bike from this house,” the sign says. “Ever heard of karma, you idiot? My only regret is that I will never know what kind of hell your selfish act is going to bring down on you. You better watch your back dude, cause your payback is coming.”

I’d hate to see what happens if you steal the TV guide from her Sunday paper or step on her Birkenstocks.

Via St. Pete Times