Urlesque: Tampon crafts are not as disgusting as they may seem

LNWJF: Drew Barrymore smashes the record for smashing pies into strangers faces while on roller skates

Popbytes: Kelly Clarkson looking a hot mess

Allie is Wired: Lindsay Lohan debuts fashion line, gets booed

OMG Blog: George Michael covers ‘Slow’ by Kylie

Celebrity Smack: Jim Carrey got fat

Dlisted: Bronx Mowgli’s Father Shaved His Head

Hail Mary Jane: How babies smoke weed

Oh LaLa Mag: Elijah Wood and Shirley Manson in new campaign

NextRound: 6 faceplant gifs

Blog of Hilarity: Meredith Viera is a creep

Atom: Fairy fornication

YepYep: Blue Jays catcher gives fan a night to remember

Celebrity Odor: The new ‘Girls Next Door’

Busted Coverage: A really drunk 41-year-old skank hoe masturbated in front of two 16-year-old football players, and then played with her Tampon.

WIMB: Paris Hilton is a monster

Gone Hollywood: Tila Tequila threatens to kill herself on Twitter

Double Viking: Rare parrot makes love to man’s head

WGB: New ad campaign warns teens “smoking is gay”

GabbyBabble: Jon Gosselin says Kate is a lying ass hoe (not in those exact words)

Epic Carnival: Eva Longoria out weirds Kim Kardashian