The very beautiful and very translucent Dita Von Teese attended the premiere of the new show Coeurs Croisés (Heart Crusaders) in Paris yesterday with beau Count Louis Marie de Castelbajac. CHA-CHING! Cute, rich and blue blooded? I give you permission to…ahem…*forget* to take that pill a few days this month.

But onto more important matters, it appears as if Miss Von Teese has an awesome ‘stache growing in and a bad case of 5 o’clock shadow. Remember to pack that Venus Razor, always.

More snaps in the jump!