Cityrag: Can’t hump this

Popbytes: Lion queen Jocelyn Wildenstein’s plastic surgery scares me

OMG Blog: Isabella Rossellini’s Green Porno on IFC is getting a book and DVD

Oh la la Mag: Matt Dallas buried alive…why not?

Dlisted: It’s hard out there for Chris Brown

Atom: Russell Brand on eHarmony

YepYep: The meat baby, with inappropriate bacon usage

Blog of Hilarity: Naked man stops burglar from stealing car

NextRound: Does Kanye have Asperger’s Syndrome

Busted Coverage: Horny Notre Dame guy looking for Craigslist curious encounter after Michigan game

Epic Carnival: Hilary Duff does Fashion Week

World of Isaac: Tennis gal Caroline Wozniacki has the worst farmer’s tan of all time

Celebrity Odor: Mischa Barton does lingerie scene for new Lifetime flick

Allie is Wired: Jennifer Aniston sings on Ellen Degeneres. Who knew she could sing?!

Hail Mary Jane: Patrick Swayze RIP Fail (You might have to look twice!)

Gone Hollywood: Burt Reynolds, 73, checks into rehab for…

Celebrity Smack: Bette Davis on David Letterman

Holy Moly: Courtney Love’s face looks state

Double Viking: “No really, I’m Dennis Rodman” always works