Qaadir is the most fabulous person on the Internet. Period.

Imagine if Chris Tucker got a syringe full o’ gayroids, and snap! He became FIERCE. Like two snaps up with a twist, FIERCE. Like Miss Jay’s modeling class FIERCE. Like Anderson Cooper discreetly at a Friday night circuit party FIERCE. That is Qaadir, the biggest and best diva of YouTube. Check out some of her hilarious vlogs on the most trivial and mundane matters in like, like that gay boy with attitude behind the Krispy Kreme counter. Or that African bitch at the salon who mistreated you. Or even the intimidating manager at McDonalds who demanded you attach a resume to your application. Just watch Qaadir explain her fascinating tales. I warn you that they are quite lengthy, but TOTALLY WORTH sitting through. I put some of my favorites in the jump!

Honey, can you please speak English?

Krispy Kreme divas!

Blind dates from hell!