Okay, maybe the headline is a tad misleading, but don’t tell me you don’t think it’s a far stretch that the former security guard/parking lot attendant/telemarketer could be behind a counter, salting some extra value fries.

The Diff’rent Strokes success story Gary Coleman is the new face–and hands–of Canadian chain New York Fries. The 41-year-old is featured on Canadian billboards and other media as part of the company’s 25-year anniversary. There’s something about his face that makes me think he’s not aging well. Do short people get to live each day twice as long to make up for their height?