SubscribeThe Cinema Society and Hugo Boss hosted the screening and after party for Inglorious Basterds (in theaters Friday) in New York City on Monday, and many of stars in attendance left me bemused with some probing questions:
Supermodel Agyness Deyn; Where can I get that shirt?
Can we be friends?!?
Christopher Meloni; Why are you so hot? And now that we have that out of the way, why do you have on beachy sunglasses at an evening premiere?
Eva Amurri; When did you become so hot?! Seriously. The 24-year-old daughter of Susan Sarandon has never looked better.
She easily smoked every chick at the premiere (in the body department at least).
Guillermo Diaz, hottie from ‘Weeds;’ Can you try that one more time, but this time I’ll sit on your face?
Can you try that one more time, but this time I’ll sit on your face?
Mike Myers; Gay rumours? What gay rumours?
George Hamilton; What does the face look like of someone who vacations on planet Mercury? (HINT: Look above)
Gina Gershon and John Stamos; John Stamos is a great date to bring to a premiere. But do you know who would’ve made a much better date for you, Gina?
Crystal Connors + Nomi Malone 4Eva.
High School Musical‘s Corbin Bleu; Okay, i’m just going to say it: Can I please play with your hair?! No, not there. Turn around. Unzip. Bend over. Yep, that hair.
Zac Posen: Is this what’s called the “I gotta go peeee” pose?
Terrance Howard‘s new wife is not black, which finally answers the question: What is the opposite of a surprise?
Who is Vanessa Ferlito? And most importantly, who is the doctor responsible for her wonky nose? It looks like the doc was performing a nose job and half way through he said “f*ck it, let’s wrap this b*tch up and go to lunch.”
Quentin Tarantino; Is this the “stop, get away” wave or the “hello” wave? Just asking.
Marc Jacobs looking fierce in a skirt and matching clutch. But do you know what would make this outfit a real knockout? Try adding panties, fishnet stockings, lipstick, blush and high heels.
See?
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no you d’int! Vanessa Ferlito has to be the most gorgeous woman i’ve seen in a long time. yes, her face is asymmetric (most likely natural, not botched surgery,) but go watch her in Quentin Tarantino’s Death Proof. she drips with sex appeal