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Keanu Reeves and a deadly disease disguised as facial hair appear in Chris Kattan’s new mini-series Bollywood Hero, premiering this week on IFC. Here’s a lovely outtake where Keanu Reeves reads his filmography and just can’t stop laughing.
And that’s exactly how I feel whenever I read Chris Kattan’s filmography. And as a bonus, it’s only a 1/10 the size of Keanu Reeve’s. Just try it, that’ll have you pee-peeing yourself.
Chris Kattan’s filmography:
Gym Teacher: The Movie (2008)
Nancy Drew (2007)
Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters (2007)
Adam & Steve (2005) …. Michael
Undercover Brother (2002)
Corky Romano (2001)
Monkeybone (2001)
House on Haunted Hill (1999)
A Night at the Roxbury (1998)
HAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA. LMAO ROFL. HAHAHAHAHAHa. HEHEHEHEHEH HEHEHEHEHE. OMG. Hold on, just a sec. HAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAH.
See what I mean? The three-part miniseries airs Aug. 6, 7, 8 at 10 p.m. on the Independent Film Channel.
Another facial hair shot and trailer in the jump!
he looks better witout facial hair..
There is no rule what facial hair should look like! People – remember: Many men (and perhaps women) shave their facial hair in all kinds of patterns. Keanu’s beard is a creative little sucker on it’s own right. Other beards just cover the face – Keanu’s beard has found the perfect playground for psychedelic growth-patterns!
Keanus facial hair is so irrelevant to to performances he has createted for all of us. I wish I could have twenty minutes alone with him, to ask him what his faviorite role must have been. I daydream about him. Not anyone else, nor have I ever spent this time wondering what it would be like to be in someone specials presence! I almost can picture pushing him to take notice of me. I may not be ‘all that” but I ‘m sure he would take notice! He must be a true heart because he is not always in the lime-light, like it isn’t necessary to him. He took care of his sister with no conditions at all. Thats what I come from, family matters no matter what! I long for you to a point, Keanu <3 I'm sure you hear this all the time so please don't take it so lightly. Ever need a friend in Indianapolis durning the 500 or some time look me up! PLEASE Reply for any info.!!!