Ryan O’Neal calls his daughter Tatum O’Neal a bitch, and says he wishes he never had kids, in a tell-all interview in September’s Vanity Fair, on newsstands this week.

The 68-year-old, who was notably left out of ex-wife Farrah Fawcett’s will, confessed in the magazine about his dysfunctional, strained relationships with his children.

“I’m not in touch with them now,” he told Vanity Fair. “And I’ve never been happier.”

He even shared a bizarre flirtation he had with his daughter at Farrah Fawcett’s funeral:

“I had just put the casket in the hearse and was watching it drive away,” O’Neal, 68, said, “when a beautiful blond woman comes up and embraces me. I said to her, ‘You have a drink on you? You have a car?’ She said, ‘Daddy, it’s me — Tatum!’

“I was just trying to be funny with a strange Swedish woman, and it’s my daughter,” O’Neal said. “It’s so sick.”

Via NY Post