The question that keeps you up all night: What the heck has Jeremy Jackson been up to? I saw this MagnumXL condom wallpaper on his profile, and my curiosity was instantly piqued. I had to learn more.

The 28-year-old former Baywatch tyke known as Hobie, who has recovered from his battles with meth (please let his face know that), recently starred on VH1′s Confessions of a Teenage Idol, from there he went on to rep a erectile dysfunction/premature ejaculation company. Fuck yeah, seriously:

Jeremy Jackson: It’s something that you don’t want to have to go through and more importantly, it’s something that you don’t have to go through. You know, being embarrassed or ashamed or nervous or you don’t have to. You know, there is a solution to it and um you know these guys at AMI have a, have an amazing staff of doctors waiting to help with multiple treatment options, so…

— Radio 2Day FM, The Kyle and Jackie O Show, 27th May, 2009

And now, he’s hosting fashion events for Christian Audigier. Next stop, global domination? The hotpiece added some new deshirted shots to his MySpace page, yesterday.

And after exploring his profile, I’d like to share a few tidbits I learned with you:

I guess this photo means he likes grape soda.

He’s an expert photobomber, either that or he’s really good at looking out of place.

His source for inspiration: American Idol runner up Adam Lambert.

Acting isn’t his only talent. Dude knows how to open. Wide. You could fit just about anything in there. Sausage links, hot dogs, pepperoni sticks, a can of Pringles. Maybe two cans of Pringles at the same time *wink, wink*

Possible stoner? Or did he see a “help wanted” sign? I cannot offer any other explanation for being at a Steak N’ Shake.

Trendsetter: One day, fake tattoo arm sleeves and lava lamp pants will catch on.

Two words: Social butterfly.

When he’s not playing salon hero, he’s playing the guitar.

Looks like someone paid attention in Miss Jay’s posing class. FIERCE.

Nervous smile = probably going to have to put out later

Luckiest job ever: Jeremy Jackson’s photographer.