Probing question: If Megan Fox plays a whore, is that really called acting?

Check out the epic Photoshop failure poster art for the DC Comic/western flick Jonah Hex, starring Josh Brolin in the title role and Megan Fox as a hooker. Her waistline is all but 5 inches around. INSANE. And her arm looks kind of funky, too. That’s sooo unfitting for the sexiest woman of all time/in the world/ever. She spoke to MTV last month about the film:

“That movie is gonna be amazing,” explained the “Transformers” star. “It’s a post-civil war, apocalyptic type Western. The director Jimmy [Hayward] is a lunatic, and he might be a genius. From some of the things I’ve seen him shoot, it’s a badass movie.”

Her character was previously referred to as “the whore,” and was added to the film adaptation of the comic serial, she revealed:

“She wasn’t really featured in the comics,” Fox said of her
character. “Her name was initially Liala, and now they changed it — or it was Layla, and now they changed it to Leila. … “She is a prostitute. She’s a good ol’ working girl, and she’s a love-interest to Jonah… of sorts. I mean, it’s by no means a classic type of relationship,”she said. All the women in the movie are prostitutes. … [I’m] sort of a tough, no-nonsense prostitute. Like, she’ll shoot you in the head if she has to. And she does!”

“Not in the head,” she grinned. “[But I get to shoot someone] somewhere.”

Via Topless Robot