La Toya Jackson has issued a memorial song to her younger brother, the dearly departed Michael Jackson. Home will be available for download on iTunes July 28. This is possibly the most epic song from La Toya since 1984’s Heart Don’t Lie. La Toya never had the same musical success as the rest of the Jacksons–I am not kidding here, but I remember going into Target in the ’90s and seeing a “Best of La Toya Jackson” cassette tape in a 99 cent bin. NO JOKE. I was curious to hear her ethereal voice, but they had three almond joys for 99 cents on sale that managed to snag me instead.

Does anybody remember La Toya’s first face, before the sex change?

She also did a few Playboy spreads, videos and other $hit I remember seeing them make fun of it on In Living Color. Is there anybody out there that got off to her nudie shots? Just curious, I’m trying to do an unscientific poll. I’d to see if there is a correlation between those that got off to it, and those that also like tranny porn. Let me know.

Lookie at her big earring! It must weigh as much as her concrete implant:

And finally, I found this FIERCE Australian ad that shows La Toya pitching a shitty beer, looking very trannified:

This is called “aspirational” advertising. Drag queens, in particular, aspire to look like that. Just look at the line-thin eyebrows, cake-face make up, slutty top that shows off the implants and the conveniently placed beers that hide the “tuck.”

Via Dlisted