OMG, you too can own a piece of history. The World Famous Hamburger Bed is now on Ebay. Bidding started at a value menu price of 99 cents and as of today it’s at $560.

Here’s what the owner has to say about it:

After months of saying it’s “not for sale,”
a series of personal misfortunes are requiring me to make sacrifices… one of which is selling my bed.
It will be an honor not to pass on a replica, but to sell the ORIGINAL in a spirit of pure fun.

Because it was never intended to belong to anyone else, the materials are the best I could get at the time. So, the mattress is a round mattress from the 70s with a lot of wear.
There is no pattern for my design- I patched the bedding together freehand.
The “meat”, “Cheese” (memory foam cover), “lettuce”, and “top burger bun” (duvet cover, removing interior pillows) are all machine washable.
-You may have to replace some renegade sesame seed after a wash

You hear that? A lot of wear from the ’70s. Bow chicka wow wow. That’s nothing a Tide Bleach Pen can’t fix. I wonder what sort of variety of person would want to get laid or even sleep in the hamburger bed. Kirstie Alley? Wynonna Judd? Ronald McDonald?

As seen in the curiously ironic “I’m not fat” Jessica Simpson issue of InTouch:

Does he come with it? Cuz he looks like good times:

Does she come with it? Cuz she looks like good times:

Via Ebay