Ho or hoe? Does it really matter how you spell it? It’s the message behind it that counts, and if you do a search on products for sale under such titles, the web is chock full of WTF results. Here are 15 (porn doesn’t count) curiously titled items with “hoe/ho.”

1. I believe this title was taken directly from a passage in Proverbs:

Without Hoes, Life Would Be Fucked Up! (CD); $12.99

2. Looks like my next coffee table book: Unloveable Bitch: A Hoe is Born (Book); $14.95

3. I bet this one is already on your Netflix queue: Bikini Hoe Down (VHS), $49.99

4. Slam Dunk’n Hoes (CD); $18.99

5. Those drag queens and their double entendres: Ho Ho Ho (CD); $11.98

6. Nothing to look at here, just another run-of-the-mill Asian last name: Ho (book); $15.25

7. This was the first working title of ‘The Girls Next Door‘: Livin’ in a Hoe House (CD);$13.98

8. Dirty Ho (DVD); $6.24

9. One of those HBO documentaries narrated in rhymes by a pimp turned poet: Pimps Up, Ho’s Down (VHS);99 Cents

10. The Land of Pimps and Hoes (in fine print at the top, left corner); $16.98

11. A Hoe Lot of Trouble; $5.20

12. Here’s a synopsis:

I am that pretty young thing with a big behind. I grin in your face while freaking your man on the side. Sometimes I’m a stranger, but usually I’m your friend. Don’t take it personal, ladies. It’s not about love, just the come up at the end. Meet Nikole Freeman, a best friend’s worst nightmare. Follow along in outrage as she bounces from one unstable relationship to the next. Will Nikole learn a valuable life lesson before it’s too late, or will her disgraceful life decisions finally catch up with her?

Sideline Ho; $13.50

13. Girls on Bulls–Hollywood Hoe-Down; $13.49

14. And the winner for the most literal translation goes to: Tough Row to Hoe; $9.30

15. It’s a bluegrass CD: Hoe; $20

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