1. AMERICAN PSYCHO


Threesome and naked chainsaw chase
Before he became the dark knight, Christian Bale was the poster child of dark comedy cult film for his turn as the quirky psychopathic serial killer Patrick Batemen in the ’80s-set “American Psycho.” After a vigorous–and hilarious–threesome with a street hooker and an escort, chock full of quotable lines like “Sabrina, don’t just stare at it–eat it,” a naked, chainsaw-wielding Christian Bale chases after and massacres one of the girls with astonishing precision that would make Leatherface jealous.

And just for fun, the threesome:

Cara Seymour Krista Sutton American Psycho – The best video clips are here

2. ALEXANDER – Rosario Dawson and Colin Farrell get primal

Rosario Dawson Naked – Click here for funny video clips
Rosario Dawson was at her most voluptuous when she teamed up to play bride to hotter-than-ever Colin Farrell in “Alexander.” During a wedding night scene, an unwilling-to-consummate-the-marriage Dawson tries to fight off Farrell’s advances, then puts a knife to his throat before the two succumb to a fireside romp.

3. EASTERN PROMISES – BATHHOUSE RUMBLE

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In a four-minute-long bathhouse scene, ‘Lord’ Viggo Mortenson battles two goons clad in nothing but tattoos in the Russian Mafia drama, “Eastern Promises.” On why he opted to bare all for the scene, Mortenson said ”I said, I know people freeze-frame this stuff,” the actor recalls of the shoot. ”But the main thing is to do a good job on the scene and not compromise it.”

4. FARGO- Belt Beating

In the Coen brother’s 1996 Academy Award winning darling, indie dramedy “Fargo,” Steve Bucemi is featured at his best as a bungling criminal. In the belt thrashing scene, Steve Bucemi is interrupted midway through a screw with a hooker when an angry associate enters to kick his ass–literally. In fact, everyone gets an ass-bare beat down. Other great quotable lines are in this scene like “Smoke a f—ing peace pipe.” And “Shep, what the hell are you doing?! I’m banging that girl,” never disappoints.

5. SHOWGIRLS – Andrew Carver vs. Nomi Malone

Nomi Malone Vs. Andrew Carver – Funny videos are here

After her best friend gets raped by an a–hole rock star in “Showgirls,” Elizabeth Berkley’s Nomi Malone does what anyone
else would do: No, not call the cops silly. Instead, she paints her nails–and nipples–calls him, and tricks the douche bag into thinking she’s going to eff him. Then, while she’s topless and he’s sucking on her breasts, she pulls out a knife and kicks the shiet out of him with her flapjacks flapping about.  The best part is when she’s done with him and gives the camera the most diabolical and poorly acted facial expression in cinematic history.

6. Matt Damon and Brenden Fraser Fight Scene -


Matt Damon and Brendan Fraser exchange punches and dick flops in an ass crack laden shower scene brawl in “School Ties.” Not too mention a cast of other butts in this scene that include Ben Affleck, Chris O’Donnell  and Anthony Rapp in their prime. Is this movie a gay wet dream or a coming-of-age story that starred the two box office draws very early in their careers? You decide. The story takes place in a 1950′s New England prep school and tells a tale of bigotry and prejudice a working class Jewish teen (Brendan Fraser) faces when his schoolmates learn of his heritage that he has tried to conceal until Damon outs him. We all like an offensive joke here and there, but Damon had it coming.

7. Beowulf – Angelina Jolie’s first animated nude scene


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Angelina Jolie is no stranger to going nude in film (see “Gia,” among others), but it was a first for the Oscar-winner in an animated topless scene in “Beowulf.” Playing a witch/demon or some shit, she manages to avoid being sliced by a sword while she slowly seduces a warrior king.


8. Memento – No reason ass beating

This film is possibly the trippiest mind-fuck of a film since “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.” The out-of-sequence thriller features a heavily inked Guy Pierce as a man without short-term memory who forgets everything–and I mean everything–just about every two minutes. In this scene, he is showering when an unknown man enters the same bathroom in his motel room. For no apparent reason, he nakedly fights the guy, ties and locks him up in a closet, and forgets what just happened in a span of two minutes. (advance to 6:00)

9. Clive Owen unloads more than just his gun in ‘Shoot ‘Em Up’

In the action/comedy “Shoot ‘Em Up,” Clive Owen goes for glory when he simultaneously engages in a shoot-off with a half a dozen assassins while he smashes body parts with a naked Monica Bellucci. Undeterred by gunfire, he manages to not slip out of her and finishes the scene by saying “Talk about shooting your load.” Cheesy? Yes, but it’s definitely a battle scene that’s the perfect combination of funny, sexy and well choreographed.

10. Borat – ‘Nuff said, you already know what’s coming

When Sacha Baron Coen and Ken Davitian rumbled in “Borat,” audiences were equally as amused as they were repulsed at the sight of doughy, hairy-flesh roughhousing in a hotel bedroom, hallway and an interrupted business convention in one of the most unforgettable uproarious fight scenes of all time. In an interview with “Entertainment Weekly,” the bearish Davitian said ”We were all sitting in a studio office when Sacha explained his vision of how this would work. ”He said, ‘I’ll come out of the shower and we’ll start fighting and then I’ll throw you here and I’ll throw you there.’ The thing that caught my ear was ‘…and then your balls will hit my chin.’”

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