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Brooke Burke had the right idea when she confessed in an interview:
“I love to see a man’s bare foot, but its got to be taken care of. If they’re not well manicured, you’ve got to wonder what the rest of him is like. I don’t want to get in bed with somebody and feel his gnarly feet.”
Cristiano Ronaldo, are you listening?
If the masters of the interwebs have their way, you too will lust for the bronze and beautiful soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo. He has outdone Matthew McConaughey as the omnipresent beach-and-poolside blog eye candy of the summer, and throughout it all, he has managed to stay so impeccably tweezed, hairless and brown.
You could say he’s definitely the kind of man that likes to take care of himself from head to ummm… ankle, right? As a metrosexual footballer, it must be difficult for him to reconcile his vanity when his job often leaves him with callused, coarse and unsightly feet. One has to wonder if he has ever scheduled a pedicure in between his full-body waxes and Gucci shopping sprees.
Judging by photos from his sunbathing in the past few weeks, which show cracked, blackened and misshaped toenails, it appears as though Ronaldo has developed Athlete’s Foot — a fungal condition that can affect the areas in between the toes and spread to the toenail itself–leaving it thick, distorted and discolored. It’s common to catch Athlete’s foot from moist environments; especially locker rooms. Over-the-counter antifungal drugs can usually cure this up. Unfortunately for his painful-looking bunions and corns, a trip to the podiatrist might be in order.
So the question beckons: Does a man need to be perfect from head to toe? Is Cristiano Ronaldo now a notch lower on your totem pole of celebrity hotties for having unattractive piggies?
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Okay, I’m totally grossed out by feet but even I understand you need to cut this dude some slack…..he’s a SOCCER PLAYER for cripe sake! Of course his feet are going to be nasty, being stuffed into cleats all the time and kicking that ball like a madman! The rest of him is perfectly gorgeous. I’m sure he’d wear socks during sexy times if you asked him to. Seriously though, if the sight of his feet is a deal-breaker for you, then you’ve got some real ‘perfectionist’ issues you need to deal with.
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oh, maybe this is happening because, uh, his JOB is to kick balls all day?
it’s like asking “where are your body hair?” to a swimmer
DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT I CARE ABOUT HIS TOE? C’MON LOOK AT THIS HOTTIE.
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i don’t care… he stills hot as hell
HE IS A SOCCER PLAYER!!!!! ITS OK FOR HIM
you will all change your minds about his “ugly” feet when you see this HOT PIC of him posing his big feet for all to see!
http://christhedon.com/index_files/ronaldo-feet%5B1%5D.jpg
SEXY MAN, SEXY FEET!
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