I love Katie Price more and more each day. Her alter ego ‘Jordan’ (her personality when she’s modeling–whatever the fuck that means) lashed out a reporter while she was clubbing in Ibiza last night, and it played out like two hookers arguing over a trick. Price spotted a gossip journo who she mistook for someone who works with her estranged husband and unleashed the bitch within, the Daily Mail reports:

Clearly intoxicated and out of control, the reality star was gyrating inside the Ibiza super club Eden.

Her already short babydoll dress was hitched up around her waist as she danced with a male clubber in front of 1,000 party-goers.

Miss Brown said Katie confronted her ‘with a manic look in her eyes’ and said: ‘I’m gonna cut your f****** face. I swear to god I’ll f****** cut you.’

But before things could get any uglier, she was dragged off by one of her female friends.

The 31-year-old mother of three, glamour model and reality star, who’s in a messy marriage separation with pop tart Peter Andre, was in Ibiza to shoot her 500th calendar, possibly because the entire world population hasn’t yet  jacked off to her–twice. And here’s a gift from my archives: the Katie Price sex tape. Watch her as she breaks out a vibrator that sounds like it runs on jet fuel while her CUTE male companion’s peen gets lost in her hot pocket. The tape was filmed back when she went by Jordan and had her 55EEE knockers!