So you may be asking yourself: What are these two whores doing next to these two beautiful strippers?

Well, the explanation is quite simple, really. See, to celebrate Barbara Bush’s 84th birthday, actors from a local production of A Chorus Line were invited to join George H.W. Bush and the bday gal in Maine at the Bush family vacation home to celebrate.

The bikini-clad hot chick parked in the former President’s lap is actress Katie Cameron, and the hottie standing next to former first lady Barbara is Justin Clynes (at right). And yes, he’s a dick smoker. He has graced the cover of Genre magazine, and also had a turn in nothing-but-a-towel on Broadway’s The Ritz. And curiously, he was also the subject of a blind item on Kennethinthe212, in which a “famous gossip columnist” (Musto, perhaps?) tipped that Clynes claimed he was closeted actor Jake G’s (Gyllenhaal, perhaps?) alleged former lover.

From Kennethinthe212:

Now a very famous gossip columnist sent me the following titillating e-mail the other day: “Here’s a blind item for you … Which model who, according to a source, claims to have had a relationship with a certain Jake G, did I find was the subject of a feature on your blog when I Googled him? Not that I necessarily believe his claim, but my source does … “

Check out Justin Clynes’ own bush from a photo set with Rick Day in the jump!

Genre images via Kennethinthe212, bottom two via Rick Day.