Rescue authorities say a drunk South African man impaled himself through the butt on a nearly 12-inch spiked security fence after he allegedly tried to break into a museum.

Siyana Pasiwe, 32, was pinned to the fence for two hours before rescuers were able to remove him from the spike using an axle grinder, according to reports.
He claims that he wasn’t breaking into the museum, but that he was trying to find a short cut home after a booze fueled night.

“I woke up and decided to continue walking home, but when I saw a tree I thought I would be able to jump to the other side”.

Pasiwe was hospitalized for intestinal and rectal injuries, but claims he didn’t suffer any pain during the incident because of the amount of alcohol he consumed.

Via The London Paper

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