Whoever created this video found a way to turn Star Trek cutie Chris Pine’s penis bulge moments into an epic film of sorts. The editing–the zooming. It’s. Just. Gratuitous Thank you. And it’s even set to a score fit for an Oscar-nominated movie–or an endless DVD menu page loop at least. This is just over the top, it’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen. It exceeds all rationality–like an Adam Lambert performance or something. And the real fun starts at 1:20, holy shit hahahahahahahah ahhahahaha. Whew, I can hardly breathe now. Okay, now it’s your turn. Feel free to post your thoughts on this.